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Joke of the Day

"Interviewer: ""So why should we hire you?"" Me: ""Cause I need a job very badly."" Interviewer: ""So?"" Me: ""And you have a vacancy. BINGO"""

"I like dig bick. you that read wrong. you read that wrong too."

"There are three types of people in the world. Those that are good at math and those that are not."

"me: How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?! Netflix: Because you watched ""The Wedding Planner"""

"Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!"

"What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly ? The collie wobbles !"

"I saw this cute homeless girl on the street.. ..so I asked her if I could take her home. She smiled and said ""sure"", boy the look on her face when I walked off with her cardboard box..."

"What's black, and breaks into houses? A wrecking ball"

"What's the Turkish version of court packing? Turkey stuffing"

"There's a girl on my art course who never does any original work, she copies everything. We call her Tracey."