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Joke of the Day
"Do you know why you need two fingers for a rectal exam? For a second opinion..."
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"Never Judge the Beauty Of a Girl By Her Profile Picture. Judge it By the Photos She is Tagged in"
"A horse walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bank. A horse drives a car. Welcome to horse country. There's shit everywhere please help us."
"I just saw two people having aggressive sex while camping. They were fucking in tents."
"What's the difference between a pregnant lady and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb"
"Don't masturbate with Crisco. It's shortening."
"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino....."
"Speech Joke. Why shouldn't you eye-fuck someone? Because there is a chance you will get visual aids."
"I wish my x was raised in the power of 2. Then she'd always be positive."
"Why did the man marry a monkey? Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry ...sorry twice if this is an old joke"