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Joke of the Day
"I like my beers like I like my lumber; 2 by 4:00"
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"My wife told me to stop singing Wonderwall I said ""Maybe"""
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"Can a guy with no eyebrows look surprised?"
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"I'm sorry I poked your baby with your selfie stick but I didn't really know what to do with either of them."
"What did the owner of the gay bar do when his joint was full and he couldn't seat all of his customers? He flipped the chairs over."
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