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Joke of the Day

"Did you ever see a country boy in New York whistle for a cab? He puts two fingers in his mouth and hollers ""Taxi!"""

"2 Muslims walk into a bar. The bar explodes."

"What's the difference between your girlfriend on her period and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist."

"My oldest son come up to me today and said, I'm feeling suicidal, dad.' Hang in there, son' I said pointing at the spare room."

"How many babies does it take to paint a fence? Depends how hard you throw them"

"Life is like a penis... simple, relaxed, hanging free, it's women who make it hard!"

"What do you call a horse that's a criminal? A Zebra."

"Took my girlfriend to the ice cream factory and she fell into the gelato machine She's a sore bae now."

"what's green and floats? a leaf"

"What is a heroin addict's favorite website? Instagram."