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Joke of the Day

"What has a slice of burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend got in common? In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier."

"I'd just like to thank my English teacher for defining the word Many' for me. It means a lot."

"People who talk at the cinemas really annoy me.. I can barely hear my phone over them!"

"What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr day and saint pattys day Everybody wants to be irish on saint pattys day."

"What's the difference between a German and a Virgin? one one appreciates good head"

"If all else fails, pretend you don't speak English."

"Only ten more American gun massacres until christmas"

"My local grocery store has a special deal going on at the self scan aisle, buy one get like 30 free."

"I like my beer how I like my violence. Domestic."

"hi (sorry for bad english)"