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Joke of the Day

"If we are not if we are not meant to have midnight snacks why is there a light in the fridge ?"

"""HONEY, MY TOOTHBRUSH IS MOVING!"" ""Has it got ears?"" ""YEAH."" ""Tail?"" ""YEAH."" ""Is it the dog?"" ""I THINK I KNOW THE DIFF--AH IT BIT ME AGAIN!"""

"Bruce Willis found dead.... ....bored with acting"

"You can get used to everything. Except an icicle up your ass, because it melts before you get used to it. - A Finnish Proverb"

"My doctor said NO drinking for 2 weeks,then we both laughed."

"My new girlfriend asked me how many girls I've slept with. ""Eleven,"" I replied. ""Wow! You must be a player,"" she laughed. ""No,"" I said, ""I'm their coach."""

"Why are there no Jews on Jupiter? Because it's a gas planet"

"Apparently the Bin Laden plane hit a Porsche, it's 911 all over again."

"Me: BARTENDER! Bring me another beer. Him: Mom, I'm doing my homework. Me: *claps* Star! Him: I hate Twitter. Me: *belch* blocked."

"Osama Bn Laden Jokes in the title."