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Joke of the Day

"If we are not if we are not meant to have midnight snacks why is there a light in the fridge ?"

"I was wondering... since there are great white sharks, how come there aren't any great black sharks? Then i realized even if there were, they probably couldn't swim..."

"If someone who speaks 2 languages is Bilingual, whats someone who speaks 1 called? American. EDIT: My first post on Reddit and I get 1000+ up votes, thanks so much!!!"

"""Daddy will u tuck me in?:)"" ""Ok"" *tucks him in* ""Daddy sing me a song:)"" ""Ok"" *clears throat* LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES H"

"School is like a boner. It's long and hard unless you're asian."

"One of the most popular searches on pornhub is Minecraft porn I tried searching for that once. Unfortunately, it was blocked."

"I really hate my partners calling me the wrong name during sex. My name is not ""Help"" or ""Get off me""."

"If you are anti-abortion... Are you pro youth-in-asia?"

"My grandfather's last words.. My Grandfather said, ""Your generation relies too much on technology!"" I replied, ""No, your generation relies too much on technology!"" Then I unplugged his life support."

"I hate finals week. Everyone gets testy."