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"Redditors of Mississippi. Tell me how do you feel abou- Oh wait, you can't read."
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"Where did all the Sephardic Jews go? I dunno, you'll have to Ashkenazi"
"""Watch me smell my wine."" - white people"
"Good Answer A white couple gets a black child. Angry husband asks- You white, Me white. Why is baby black? Wife- You hot, Me hot. Baby burnt!"
"I just heard 2 waiters speaking Chinese and then one said very loudly and clearly, 'MEDALLION' so I think some shits about to go down"
"Local Drowning A hippie drowned at the local beach last night. When asked why the free spirit was unable to be save before his tragic death, a lifeguard commented ""He was too far out, man."""
"It has been brought to my attention that people stickers on car windows are NOT pedestrian kills,but family members. Removing mine ASAP."
"What came first the chicken or the egg? actually i came first... inside the chicken."
"My friend just sent me this one. > To the person who stole my Microsoft Office, I will find you! > You have my Word!"
"BREAKING NEWS: Sad story, Justin Bieber's body has been found ALIVE in his NYC apartment. A moment of silence please for The Music Industry."