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Joke of the Day
"Why did the brothel only employ ugly prostitutes? To increase *gross interest*!"
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"If someone is a vegan, does crossfit, and has a rescue dog.... which one do they tell you about first?"
"How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them"
"Me: Where the hell are you going with those balloons? 4yr: I need to wee! Me: With balloons?! 4yr: Its so much fun to wee with balloons"
"""Maybe like a tiny bed for your face."" - pillow pitch meeting"
"Test results are in, you might want to have a seat ""I'd rather stand"" Are you sure? You have ""Falls Down When Gets Bad News"" disease *Thud*"
"When were King Arthur's army too tired to fight ? When they had lots of sleepless knights !"
"I am not a racist but... I am not a racist but you have to agree that Little Cesars' Five dollar piazza is a good buy."
"I love self-deprecating jokes. Too bad I suck at them."
"Name your child autocorrect, because eventually they'll just finish your sentences and correct you every chance they get too."