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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a polar bear who works for Fox News? A bad news bear"
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"Went to see a psychic without an appointment and he wasn't expecting me ?"
"My wife is a big Tennis fan and was telling me how distracting she finds the constant grunting noises during the women's matches. I have promised her I will stop."
"My dad is a blackjack dealer. He hit me until I was 21."
"What's the smartest thing that ever came out of Einstein's wife's mouth? Einstein's dick."
"I like to slip a Honey Boo Boo episode in every once in awhile to remind my husband that it could be worse."
"Pushed too hard against my eardrum with a Q-tip and reset my brain."
"On a scale of 1 to 100 how immature are you? 69"
"Why was the Moon in a bad mood? It was just going through one of its phases."
"What do you get when you divide the circumference of a Jack o' Lantern by its diameter? Pumpkin Pi"