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Joke of the Day

"I've been asking God to send me my soul-mate. Either he's not listening or we've got very different ideas on how she should look."

"What's the best thing about being a female mime? There's no glass ceiling"

"Teachers call me a fish because I'm below C level"

"My wife converted to Judaism during Batman Begins. It was a real Christian Bail."

"A canibal walks out of the restroom and looks to his friend... ...He then says, ""I shat the sheriff, but I did not shit the deputy"""

"Who did Chris Brown mistook Rihanna for? Britney Spears"

"Women always call me ugly until they find out how much money I make Then they call me ugly and poor"

"why does Snoop Dogg use and umbrella? for drizzle.."

"Call a girl beautiful 1,000 times and she'll never notice. Call a girl fat once and she'll never forget it. That's because elephants never forget."

"While you are trying to remember your ex then look at your watch and it's showing 4:04 ..."