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Joke of the Day

"HR: Sir, why is your secretary standing with tens of underwear in hand? Boss: Damn, I asked her to debrief all the interns before the meeting."

"What is the biggest mistake Steve Jobs ever made? He thought it was ""being at Apple every day"", not ""eating an apple every day""."

"If realigion isn't real then why does it have the word ""real"" in it?"

"If Caitlyn Jenner was a super hero, what team would she be in? The X-Men"

"Roses are brown, violets are brown Who shit on my yard?!?"

"I hate it when people say Amsterdam is only for smoking weed. I mean c'mon, there's prostitutes too!"

"One time my teacher was telling a story about war and the girl in front of me slowly opened her laptop and liked Downy on Facebook."

"Why wasn't Hitler invited to the BBQ? He always burns the franks."

"What is a Mexican astronomer's favorite food? A Quasar-dilla."

"Religion is all about who you DON'T recognize..... Jews don't recognize Jesus as the son of God, Protestants don't recognize the Pope, and Baptists don't recognize each other in the liquor store."