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Joke of the Day

"I'm really starting to regret dating a dentist... she's always asking me to talk about about my fillings."

"When the step kids start talking shit, I like to remind them that I am totally boning their mom."

"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? Gagged. Credit to my house-mate for this gem!"

"Today I found out my toaster wasn't waterproof I was shocked!"

"What is a euphemism for gay wizard sex? Taking it in the Dumbledore."

"Did you hear about the HVAC technicians who got into an argument? At first it was heated, but they got some fresh air then things cooled off"

"What's a philosopher's favorite toy? Play-doh."

"Luke Skywalker is well on his way to completing his comic book collection... ...he's already got all the daddy issues."

"What's the difference between a Jew and Harry Potter? One of them left the chamber alive."

"My fortune cookie message read : ""You appeal to a small, select group of confused people"" .... Uh huh ...."