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Joke of the Day

"Not to brag, but I've already had two pretty sweet dates this weekend I'm surprised how much they added to my smoothie."

"When a cashier asks me if I found everything I was looking for, I take their hand, look deeply into their eyes and say, ""I have now."""

"What did the mama bison say to her son when he went off to college Bison. :> get it?"

"Why don't hydrocarbons make good criminals? They're always getting com-busted."

"An evangelical dairy farmer stopped by my house on Sunday He wanted to talk about Cheeses."

"What do you call a mouse named Bob who's having an existential crisis? Bob."

"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rabbit? A dead rabbit with a big hole."

"What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 10^23 pieces? Guacamole."

"Study Finds Birth Control Pills Linked to Fewer Severe Knee Injuries in Teen Girls... This is easily explained by the fact that they spend less time on their knees, and more time on their backs."

"What do you call a sleeping pizza? a *piZZZa* haha someone pls date me"