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Joke of the Day

"I can't believe you ""accidentally"" let it slip into her butt! Dick move, asshole."

"Is it fair to say... There'd be less litter in the world if blind people were given pointed sticks?"

"My girlfriend is like a trampoline,... ...i dont have a trampoline!"

"So when a couple gets engaged on Facebook for April Fools it's okay to comment ""hahaha"" but the rest of the year it's rude??"

"What kind of chocolate swims in the ocean? scubGodivas."

"I can tell the way my kids inherited my sarcasm by the way I want to punch them in the face every time they use it."

"Nutella: A reason to buy bread."

"Snape: ""I think the Dark Lord has returned."" Potter: ""Are you serious?"" Snape: ""No, I'm Severus."""

"Hear about the new book that teaches both reading and STD prevention? It's called See Dick Run."

"The plus sign could not stop taking cocaine. I guess you could say he was add-icted"