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Joke of the Day
"If guys call short girls ""petite"", what do girls call short guys? Friends."
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"House is clean. Time to sell the children and move."
"women sure love never chilling the fuck out"
"We really are the most blessed generation. We've had 7 iPhones and 7 Fast and Furious movies."
"Why did the pet proctologist fear his first feline procedure? Because wether he succeeded or failed, he knew he'd end up with a cat-ass-trophy on his hands."
"A bomb just went off in a paris cheese shop There is de brie everywhere!"
"Finally saw the new Batman. SPOILER ALERT: the Bane character is up to no good."
"What did the man say to the fly? ""Hey.. you're looking fly"""
"My dyslexic brother made ginger bread yesterday. Poor Tyrone.."
"Hot singles in your area are tired of it all. Just so tired."