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Joke of the Day
"We really are the most blessed generation. We've had 7 iPhones and 7 Fast and Furious movies."
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"HR: Me: HR: Me: HR:..87. Karen has lost 87 PERCENT VISION.. Me: HR: Me:..she looked at my cheese stick.. HR: Me: HR: Me: *eats cheese stick*"
"What do grapefruit and women have in common? The best ones squirt when you eat them."
"Friends and family sometimes said I was a kid stuck in a man's body. The police say I'm a man caught in a kids body."
"When ever a girl wears a shirt saying 'I Woke Up Like This' I resist the urge to say I'm sorry about that."
"I was at a hockey game yesterday and I came up with this horrible joke. Why are women bad luck at hockey games? Because they never have good periods."
"Why is 6 afraid of 9 on New Years Eve? Because 9, 8, 7...."
"Are shellfish warm? No they're clammy!"
"Mother: Let me see your report son. Son: Here it is Mother but don't show it to Dad. He's been helping me !"
"Jobs that do not exist anymore Steve"