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Joke of the Day

"Went to get coffee for a coworker. I effed up the order, but used it as a teaching opportunity to illustrate the dangers of outsourcing."

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"Are there any one word jokes ?"
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"Where do intergalactic keyboards go to drink? Space Bars"
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