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Joke of the Day
"Million Dollar Idea ~ A bathroom mirror that takes pictures."
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"Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels!"
"How does Bob Marley like his biscuits? Wit jam in?"
"A man and his son are sitting, naked, on a couch... ... and the little boy asks, ""Dad why are our penises different?"" The father replies, ""Firstly, son, you don't have an erection."""
"Hey lady I have bad news for you someone thought your hair was noodles and left their chopsticks in it."
"If you pronounce the word vase like ""voz"" I'm gonna want to punch you in the foz"
"The whole purpose of vacationing is to make you appreciate knowing where the channels are at home."
"Chuck Norris blood type is.. AK-47"
"[Fear Factor] HOST: and the first contestant to touch the puppy in front of them will be sent home *camera pans to me already holding puppy*"
"""Whoever smelt it, dealt it"" - a handy tip when trying to track down large metal suppliers."