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Joke of the Day

"Bee Gees Songs: Saturday Night Fever Sunday Night Scurvy Monday Night Measles Tuesday Night Typhoid Wednesday Night Whooping Cough"

"Why are vaginas vertical and not horizontally aligned with the body ? They would smack while walking."

"What happened when a deadly rattle snake bit a witch ? He died in agony !"

"What is the good thing about Alzheimer's disease? That you get to meet new people everyday!"

"Why is Kim Jong Un a terrible leader? [removed]"

"How does Super Mario contact his dead brother? Using a Luigi board!"

"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. -Me with beer, me without beer"

"Russian Joke Parents got shot, children got shot, friends got shot... Joke over back to field."

"Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish burger & I realize, Oh my God...I could be eating a slow learner."

"It really bothers me when the free Internet that I'm leeching off from the cafe across the street is kind of slow."