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Joke of the Day

"Sex with a weatherman must suck. Always telling you to expect 8-12 inches, only to find out it's not even 4."

"What do you get when you stick your dick in yogurt without asking first? Rape culture."

"I was watching porn when an ad popped up. It said, ""Want a bigger penis??"" I thought, ""Yes. That's why I'm watching porn."""

"I bet a girl that I could touch her boobs without touching her for $5. Paid her the $5 after I touched her boobs."

"There's two fish in a tank, and one says ""How do you drive this thing?"""

"What did the bra say to the hat? You go on a head, I'll hang back with these two"

"Pizza jokes are all about delivery."

"What do you get when a cow goes to the Beach with tanning oil? Pre-tanned leather."

"Give a cat a box and he'll be happy for a day Teach a cat to box and start wondering what you're doing with your life"

"Changing the world. Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing herself."