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"How to get a divorce Wife: Honey, how do I look? Husband: Like a.. Well, great! Wife: Good great or bad great? Husband: Overflowing sewer grate."
"*at the pond* ""honthere's something i need to ask you"" *emotional* yes? *blows duck call* *ducks on water arrange to spell out 'TACOS?'*"
"So I wanted to write a joke about the lack of aplomb demonstrated by the police recently in Texas. But that would resemble a bomb, and I might get in trouble."
"Didn't support the troops, saw a bumper sticker, now do."
"Thanks, I wrote the tweet. There's no need to reiterate it back to me with quotation marks."
"My girlfriend always cheats when we play board games, like last night, we were all playing Monopoly and she was next door fucking the neighbour."
"I hate autocorrect I texted my grandma saying ""Sex tonight"". I meant tomorrow"
"What do you call a lock with low self-confidence? Insecure."
"Why was the solider nervous about being deployed? He had arachnophobia."