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Joke of the Day
"I thought my wife was happy to fully repair my jeans. Or at least sew its seams."
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"Why was the sand wet? Because the seaweed."
"How many Mexicans do you need working in the kitchen? Just Juan."
"What's the difference between a bull and an orchestra? The bull has the horns in the front and the asshole in the back."
"What separates humans and animals? The Mediterranean sea."
"It must have been pretty easy for The Beatles to say ""All You Need is Love"" since they were fucking millionaires."
"It's because you have a penis for a face... Oh, I thought you asked me why no one likes you."
"I'll bet you $46,368.86 you can't guess how much I owe my Bookie."
"One time I was checking out this really hot girl and she paid me for it because I was a grocery store cashier."
"Do you know why only half of the women on earth will experience a real orgasm during their lifetime? There's only 30 millions of Frenchmen on earth."