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Joke of the Day

"Fred: I've added these figures ten times. Teacher: Good work! Fred: And here are my ten answers !"

"What does 90 year old Pu$$y taste like? Depends..."

"why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack"

"I love eating Swiss pancakes. They're like regular pancakes but neutral, so I can eat as many as I want."

"If you combined all the female rap artists, what would you get? Nicki Melange"

"What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure? A waist of time."

"Q: How did the pig get to the hospital? A: In a hambulance."

"Words (short and lame) Prepositions are words to not end sentences with."

"What do you have when lounge chairs multiply? - Baby Sitters. Two chaise... - that's Sofa King Funny!!"

"Apparently, ""No kidding!"" isn't a good response when your boss says he's confused."