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Joke of the Day
"Apparently, ""No kidding!"" isn't a good response when your boss says he's confused."
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"There is only one true way to make your pancakes more metal Start referring to maple syrup as tree blood."
"Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Caesar ! Caesar who ? Caesar quickly before she gets away !"
"Coming out of the closet would be a lot easier... if my wardrobe wasn't so fabulous!"
"What do women and turds have in common? The older they are, the easier they are to pick up."
"Hillary: After Benghazi Hearing I ""Sat Around Eating Indian Food And Drinking Wine And Beer"" Christie: ""Just another Tuesday morning for me."""
"I stole a jar of jelly from a friend... While I was blasting some Daft Punk. He chases me down yelling ""That's my jam!"""
"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize you were an expert on my life and how I should live it. Please continue while I take notes."
"Why do engineers mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because OCT 31=DEC 25"