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Joke of the Day
"According to really smart people I should have started saving 20 years ago."
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"ladies call me a keyboard cus i'm always in front of the computer and i've got crumbs in all my crevices"
"I just killed a huge spider crawling along the floor with my shoe. I don't care how big a spider is, nobody steals my fucking shoe."
"What do you call an army tow-truck? Camotow"
"Star Wars VII: the force awakens Star Wars VIII: the force goes out to play Star Wars IX: goodnight force"
"An often overlooked, important skill in dealing with bullies is learning to kick their asses"
"What do you call a mean dust storm? Darude - Sandstorm"
"Somewhere there's a DJ Tanner spinning to a full house and that's what keeps me going you guys."
"Do you know why cows have hooves instead of feet? It's because they lactose!"
"She pays in all ones because her father taught to always ask for small bills. Her father was a bank robber."