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"Today I decided to study abroad... Or maybe two "
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"If your name is spelled Duhniayle, don't hate me when I mispronounce it. Hate your parents & their ridiculous spelling decisions."
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"Everything I Say... Literally every single thing I say is an ironic exaggeration."
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"Trump is like The Room. It's so bad, it's so good."