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Joke of the Day
"Everything I Say... Literally every single thing I say is an ironic exaggeration."
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"What is the official bird of love? The Swallow."
"Where do terrorists go to have a drink? Allahuak Bar"
"Jesus said unto John, ""Come fourth and receive eternal life."" But John came fifth and won a toaster."
"What did the blind fortune teller tell his customer i can see your future (I'm not sure if this has been posted already)"
"If your sandwiches were made with the end Wonder bread slices, you weren't their favorite child."
"How can you tell when a drummer's at the door? He doesn't know when to come in"
"Fortune Teller I told my friend that my dream was to be a cola drinking fortune teller but I knew it would never happen. He told me to stop being pepsimisstic."
"What's the difference between rape and extortion? How you spell blackmail"
"Did you hear about the refuse collector in Pakistan who died after carrying too much rubbish? He was Bin Laden."