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Joke of the Day
"Everything I Say... Literally every single thing I say is an ironic exaggeration."
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"Some people are like Slinkies... Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but they can still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."
"Why are C programmers poor? They don't have any inheritance. Or... Why should you not date a C programmer? They have no class."
"Dear Santa, Please send your credit card numbers. it's only fair since you're getting the credit for the gifts, that you should start paying for them also.."
"If a problem has a solution - no need to worry. If there is no solution - then it is pointless to worry about. A fundamental principle of apathy."
"Hendrix didn't need to twerk on stage. He performed the old fashioned way, relying only on his musical talents and near lethal doses of LSD."
"Why is stormtrooper always late from work? He keeps missing his train"
"What is a necrophiliac's safe word? I'm alive."
"Just watched a girl choke on her food and this can only mean one thing, she forgot to take a picture of it first and post it on her FB wall."
"What do you call a white guy with an air horn? A honkey"