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Joke of the Day
"What happened when the cannibal showed up to the buffet late? They gave him the cold shoulder."
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"Who was the nose's favorite Christian mystic? Nostrildamus"
"I think I'm overcoming dyslexia. I learned a new abbreviation today: DNA, or National Dyslexic Association."
"Whats the difference between a woman and a computer? A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies"
"Q: What walks on four legs in the morning, two at noon & three at night? A: The bloodthirsty shapeshifter who hides among us. Trust no one."
"Croquettes are not female crocodiles"
"Doctor ! Doctor ! I think I'm going crazy. I have a carrot growing out of my ear. Amazing ! so you have. How could that have happened ? I can't understand it either because I planted cabbage !"
"Fortune Teller recruitment Come if you are accepted for the job"