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Joke of the Day
"I prefer posting memes over jokes They just meme more to me Im so sorry this was terrible"
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"What do you call a sleeping pizza? a *piZZZa* haha someone pls date me"
"IDEA: Cry HoleTM - the hole you can cry in"
"*picks up bug, puts it outside* There ya go. *later, bug smashes thru door carrying gun* You should have killed me when you had the chance"
"[At Vision Center] Receptionist: Which Doctor would you like to see? Me: I'd like to be able to see all of them. That's why I'm here."
"Whats the difference between a mosquito & a hot blonde chick? A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it"
"Danger is my middle name. nnFirst name: AvoidsnLast name: Completely"
"Told my wife I wanted our kids every other weekend and she reminded me that we're married and live together so I'd have to see them every day."
"Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis? Cause Allies don't like axis powers"
"What do you get when you cross Mike Myers and a T-Rex? Jurassic Wayne's World!"