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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a man who has sex with his 9 year old wife? The holiest Prophet of Islam."
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"Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they're ugly and they smell bad."
"Guy asked me where I got my green eyes. Great! Now I have to explain what the Vikings did when they got to Sicily."
"Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get? A: Missile toe."
"Have you ever wondered where they got the name ""Canada""? C, eh. N, eh. D, eh."
"ME: ""Whoa. Put a combo on that meat locker."" HIM: ""Huh?"" ME: ""Your fly is down, idiot."""
"Q: How are an elephant and a plum the same? A: They're both purple, except for the elephant."
"A horse walks into a bar and says, ""On a right-angled triangle with sides X, Y and Z, if X and Z are perpendicular, which side is opposite the right angle?"" The bartender says, ""Y, the long face."""
"What do you call a bad joke about prostitutes? Whorrible."
"Had a German plumber over today And he managed to plug our gas line to the shower. Guess old habits is hard to get out of Edit: spelling"