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Joke of the Day

"How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, ""How many women have you slept with?"" he proudly replied, ""Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."""

"[counseling] She gets angry a lot ""He took me camping and left me in the middle of nowhere"" YOU SAID YOU LIKED SURVIVOR, KAREN"

"How do you start a rave party in Africa without a soundsystem? Glue a sandwich on the ceiling."

"A man collapses in a busy street. Someome from the crowd shouts ""Somebody call him an ambulance!"" Suddenly, another voice calls out ""You're an ambulance!"""

"why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is a child molester"

"I am motherfucking sick of the motherfucking delays on this motherfucking train!"

"A long time ago, I thought of a soda joke. I'd share it with you, but I'm afraid I think it'd fall flat."

"A three legged dog walks into a bar.... And says, ""I'm looking for the man that shot my paw!"""

"When my wife says ""I don't want to talk about it"" that's woman code for you better put your life on hold for 2 hours & find out what ""It"" is"

"I posted a selfie and someone commented ""Oh my! That was brave.""."