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Joke of the Day
"Want to hear a joke? Just talk out loud."
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"How come no one liked the Chinese food enthusiast? He was a mega lo meiniac."
"The Spicy Sausage by Delia Katessen"
"Why did Willow Smith whip her hair? Because it has been very knotty. Apologies in advance"
"What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There was 20 of them"
"Our President Elect is a real tough guy... The candidate who was going to ""defeat ISIS"" is currently at war with Saturday Night Live and a Broadway musical."
"What does a skeptic chemist say when he hears a baseless argument? No lye?"
"""I hate fake girls."" *a nearby girl's coat busts open and four dogs tumble out*"
"Where have you been all my life? Please go back there."
"I was walking through town yesterday, when I came across a large black man with a mohawk and jewellery. He said, ""I piy the fool."" I said, ""Hey, you missed a T."""