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Joke of the Day

"Did you guys see that episode of Finding Bigfoot last night? [SPOILERS] They didn't find Bigfoot."

"My doctor said I can't lift more than ten pounds... Can you help me pee?"

"My dad I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there."

"TIFU by eating a U-Boat. Whoops, wrong sub."

"My wife told me to get a real job or pack my bags! What an idiot! Who threatens someone with a vacation???"

"Moss and Algae take a liking to each other. Algae and a Moss took a liking to each other and soon after got married. After a few years they realized their marriage was on the rocks."

"Somewhere, there is a turf war going on... ...between skeletons and secret gays."

"What noise annoys a noisy oyster? A noisy noise annoys a noisy oyster."

"Confucius Say: Man that stand on toilet is high on pot"

"Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? Works pretty well, doesn't it?"