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Joke of the Day

"The ISDS (Investor-State Dispute Settlement) clause of TTIP sounds so crazy that I begin to wonder: ISDS the real life? Or ISDS just fantasy?"

"Why was the hippo afraid to go skiing? He didn't want to get hippothermia."

"After my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, I decided to start thinking about names. In the end I went for Juan Carlos and hopped on the next flight to Spain."

"I am so sorry to hear about your grandma... I know what you're going through my phone dies all the time."

"The KKK, Black Lives Matter And Westboro Baptist Church Throw Urine At Each Other Outside RNC. Reports are still unclear as to what pissed them all off."

"Hard work pays off in the future but laziness pays off now"

"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh 10 tickles"

"[ouija board] hi grandma, i hope your in heaven and i love you ""..y..o..u..'r..e.."""

"Funny Fact Always happens to me : Study for one hour no one sees . But pick up mobile just for a second and MOM/DAD enters the room"

"How does a Welshman find a sheep in a field of tall grass? Pleasing."