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Joke of the Day

"What's so good about an Ethiopian blow-job? You know she'll swallow."

"Zero word punchlines * Does this smell like chloroform to you? * I wonder what happens when I pull this pin? * Does this hurt? Comment some more!"

"What did the unicyclist say to the bicyclist? I'm bi curious."

"I was really upset today but then a friend said ""don't be upset"" so now I'm not upset anymore"

"Is there anything sexier than a woman who reads? Yes: Models."

"I knew my girlfriend was cheating on me when she texted me saying ""I'm out for dinner with my friend Emma"" because Emma was lying beside me in bed"

"What has four wheels and flies A Garbage truck"

"According to this bathroom stall, my ex changed her number again."

"Why does the ocean roar? You would too, if you had crabs on your bottom!"

"I'm surprised the back of soy milk cartons don't have missing hipster children."