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Joke of the Day

"What kind of bees do female ghosts have to deal with? Dead ones, you guys. Dead ones."

"What would BuckWheat from Little Rascals be called if he were a Muslim? Kareem of Wheat."

"I heard netflix is going to start putting ads in the middle of shows Netflix and shill"

"Life is like a penis. It's soft and squishy until a girl comes along and makes it hard."

"A threesome? No...if I wanted to disappoint two people at the same time I would go to dinner with my parents"

"Why are astrophysicists always nervous before they launch a new satellite? It can be a very Hubble-ing experience. These jokes may not be funny for you, but they are Fermi."

"If Jack helped you off the horse... ... would you help Jack off the horse? I tried."

"Want to hear a joke about digging? Never mind actually. It's boring."

"Why don't blind men go skydiving? Because it scares the shit out of the dog!"

"A girl walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre... ... So he gives it to her!"