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Joke of the Day

"Why is Donald Trump like a college football team in Tijuana? They're both slipping in the polls."

"I tried to make friends at a midget convention by telling some jokes But all my material went over their heads."

"I ordered my latte wrong at that new gypsy coffee place and now my shadow is a horse shadow"

"Kids teach you so many life lessons. Unconditional love, patience, the meaning of family, but mostly to lock the bedroom door."

"Name Some Anti-Jokes They always are the funniest"

"North Korean leader Kim Jong-un got married. Proving there's someone for every un."

"I entered a joke contest and to increase my chances of winning I submit 10 jokes.... Unfortunately I didn't win, no pun in ten did..."

"What's a dentist's favorite time? 2:30"

"I've never really got the point of herbs and seasoning... I just think it's a waste of thyme."

"How many ""suh dude""s does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. It's already lit fam"