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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why do elephants have big flat feet? A: To stomp out burning ducks."
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"What did Ash say when Pikachu went missing? ""Where did my Pokemon Go?"""
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"I invented a SJW alarm clock. It not only tells you the time, it reminds you what year it is, too."
"""Your GPA last semester was a 4.0"" \- Steve Harvey"