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Joke of the Day

"I got a dog and named it ""Twenty Miles"". This way I can tell people that I walk twenty miles everyday."

"Did you hear about the porno at the campground? It was fucking in tents."

"Me and my brother buried the hatchet last night! We dumped the hooker in the lake though."

"Yo mama is so stupid she sold her car for gas money."

"I just apologized for sending someone a text using shouty font because I couldn't remember the term ""all caps""."

"Girl, You're like the devil. Hot as hell and horny."

"A guy said to his friends ""you are all nuts"" They replied ""we know, we are healthy"""

"The entire history of the universe could be seen as a slow growth, expansion and coalescence of consciousness, were it not for Sarah Palin."

"What does a bungie jumper and a condom wearer have in common? If the rubber snaps they're screwed. <----- this is a classic xD"

"If Being with someone is so great.... ....then why do all my married friends ask me how to delete their internet histories?"