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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama is so stupid she sold her car for gas money."
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"""That's one small step for man. That's one open fridge for man. That's one good sandwich for-"" ""Neil! Stop."" ""I WALKED ON THE MOON, JANET"""
"I downloaded the Qur'an the other day.... if you like i'll burn you a copy :D"
"What's better than roses on a piano? Two-lips on your organ"
"Checking if my webcam is on when I do really shady shit is my grown up version of checking under my bed for monsters."
"When someone says ""The last thing I'd want to do is hurt you"", I'm wondering why they have a list of things to do that includes hurting me."
"Why were 9/11 victims the fastest readers? They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds."
"I bet that at some point in history a baby ate a dingo."
"What do you call a Warriors fan that complains about the refs? A retarded bandwagoner"
"My wife asked me for a double-entendre.... .....so I gave her one."