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Joke of the Day

"Alright! Everyone that got a DM containing a map to my treehouse, meet there in 15 mins. Those who didn't, maybe consider being nicer to me."

"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black."

"Doggy Sherlock Holmes was investigating a case... Doggy Sherlock: Any leads? Doggy Watson: Yes, Holmes. Two. Doggy Sherlock: Excellent, lets take them and go walkies."

"She got fired from the hot dog stand for putting her hair in a bun."

"Welcome to the first annual hunger games America. Thank you to all the married cousins that voted for president snow."

"Why do redditors have so many inside jokes? Because we're too afraid to go outside"

"i swear to god I'm funny I was going to tell a gay joke... Butt fuck it.. Bada bom tisssh"

"Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful provided you get between the right man and the right woman."

"My dad called to ask if sending an email to the USA costs more. I told him a LOT more, better not risk it"

"Teacher: You've been e-mailing other pupils that I'm ugly! Pupil: Sorry miss I didn't realise you wanted to keep it a secret."