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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the guy that got shot in the back of the head in a movie theater? He was sitting in front of pee wee herman."

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"What was Hitlers favorite letter? Well I can tell you its Not C... and Not Z for sure __________ Just thought of this lol (the not C part) /u/PM_ME_2_SEE_MY_DICK .... thought of not z..."
"""EYES! EYES, BABYYYYYYY!"" - zombie Vanilla Ice, snacking."
"At this point, I'm positive I've read the entire Bible via Facebook status updates. *crosses off bucket list*"
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"Mom, what's an orgasm? I don't know, ask your dad."
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"My computer is a nympho at night Because any little touch turns it on"
"Three Muslims walk into a bar... They get shot, because Islam forbids the consumption of alcohol."