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Joke of the Day

"Why do white girls group in odd numbers? because they *can't even.*"

"You lied! Santa Claus is NOT real, mom! If ""mom"" is even your real name... [Neighbor to mom] hi Susan! *kid faints*"

"How many Latvian to eat potato? soldier"

"Why did the coffee file a police report? Because it was mugged."

"Don't you hate it when you punch up the fuckline?"

"Japan just had an earthquake, I saw it on TV. It was a ground breaking news"

"Why did Bin Laden listen to Eminem? He was an Afghani-Stan."

"What did O say to Q? Your dick is hanging out."

"What is the most commonly used phrase at a gay bar? Can I push your stool in?"

"Where do you find an enlightened mosquito? In Bhuddapest"