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Joke of the Day
"They might want to put a picture of that airplane on a milk carton."
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"Nothing cures a hangover like a positive pregnancy test."
"What should you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle? Wipe it off."
"Wanna know what makes me smile? Face muscles."
"There was a big water fall in usa I believe its still there"
"I wasn't sure why the doctor prescribed LSD for my constipation, until I saw a dragon and sh*t myself."
"Recently, a Catholic hair stylist made news traveling around slandering the pope and Catholicism, angering many members of the faith. The pope denounced him... calling him a ""hair-a-tick"""
"You know what is the most hated letter in alphabet? U. Fuck U."
"I like my baked beans how I like my women... http://imgur.com/tePZMFy"
"Grad school is my excuse for everything. No text back? Grad school. Havent called in weeks? Grad school. I ate your last donut? Grad school!"