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Joke of the Day

"Recently, a Catholic hair stylist made news traveling around slandering the pope and Catholicism, angering many members of the faith. The pope denounced him... calling him a ""hair-a-tick"""

"How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it. :)"

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Lickalotofpuss."

"Why was Kunta Kinte such a renowned philosopher? He pondered the question ""Toby, or not Toby?"""

"I told my wife she would look pretty bald if she were bald."

"I told my chef wife that if she were to leave me... please leave me one of your incredible cupcakes. She replied...""I won't dessert you."""

"Say no to drugs! Then again, if you're talking to drugs, you're probably already on drugs."

"My colleague at work said I'm a gullible twat. Who am I to argue with the current WWE champion?"

"I'm reading Lord of the rings, Galndalf just died... My wife asked me if Snape killed him."

"Waiter what is this cockroach doing on my ice cream sundae ? Skiing sir !"