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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an alien from Austria? Austalian"
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"What did the train on the way to Auschwitz say? JEW JEW! TUGATUGATUGATUGA JEW JEW!"
"Q: Why do Polish names end in ""ski"" ? A: Because they can't spell tobbagan."
"I enjoy much more playing lots of videogames then having sex with Emma Watson.. In that particular order."
"Why do most Vietnamese people seem like male prostitutes? Because they pay for everything with their Dongs"
"What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties? ""Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo"
"This October has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays all in one month. It happens only once in 823 years. waw."
"""Moooooooo"" - bilingual donkey"
"So, saw a couple of transgenders dressed up as super-heroes.. May be Ex-Men"
"I lost a good friend today, he asked me to pick up some non-alcoholic beer."