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Joke of the Day

"I started studying Tai Chi, so I wouldn't recommend getting in a slow-motion fight with me..."

"Sucking dick is demeaning De meaning of life"

"Did you hear about the magic tractor? It turned into a field"

"In American politics, what's important is that you pick one of two equally bad sides and defend it no matter the awful garbage it produces"

"What do you call a film director with bad eyesight? Squintin' Tarantino"

"Girl you got more red flags than a well played game of minesweeper"

"I was at a urinal when I realized standing to my left was Muhammad Ali and to my right was Michael J. Fox... bad day to wear sandals."

"What is a rapper's favorite tea? Black boo-tea"

"Like this if you can't think of a clever status either..."

"Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3? Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was."