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Joke of the Day
"How do you get your stomach pumped? Swallow a speaker playing ""Remember the Name"""
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"yo mama so stupid [anti-joke] that she failed her IQ test"
"Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups? Because they can't even."
"What does Harry Potter call his penis? His Magic Johnson."
"If Russia attacked Turkey from behind... ...would Greece help?"
"*takes earrings out* *takes bracelet off* *slips out of shoes* *tears off jeans, shirt, bra* *shaves head* Ok Doc you can weigh me now"
"Job interview tip: Tell them you're not an applicant, you're an appliCAN. Lick your finger, hold it against buttock. Make sizzling noise."
"Mr. Buffalo: I caught my son making out with a girl Me: SWEET! Mr. Buffalo: And a boy Me: So, I guess you could say he's your... Bi-son"
"I used to sell office supplies to the mafia, file cabinets and label makers and such I was involved in very organized crime"
"In a crowded elevator, tell all the tall people they have to get in the back because you're going to take a group photo."