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Joke of the Day
"What does Harry Potter call his penis? His Magic Johnson."
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"At what age do you have THE talk with your daughter about how she is not the princess of anything and she'll need to get a job. Is it 6?"
"When is a product with 70% less salt a bad thing? When you're buying salt."
"What do you do to backwards scented muffins? sniffum"
"What did batman say too robin before they got in the car? Get in the car."
"i'm wearing a jetpack to my job interview tomorrow so if they turn me down i can disappoint everyone there by just walking out calmly"
"Why couldn't Bill Gates get any girls? His hardware was Microsoft"
"My son's default mode is ""protester being dragged out of a political rally."""
"A retarded kid, chemo patient, and midget walk into a candy store... [And walk out with jawbreakers bigger than their heads!](http://imgur.com/HwGG6mm)"
"[museum] Wheres the dinosaur bone exhibit? ""through that door"" Thank you very ruff! ""What'd you say?"" *2 dogs fall out of trench coat & run*"