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Joke of the Day

"What does Harry Potter call his penis? His Magic Johnson."

"My friend is addicted to drinking brake fluids... but he tells me that he can stop any time."

"I really could use some steroids. My balls are just way too big."

"Someone should invent padded underwear for men to get back at women for wearing pushup bras"

"humpy dumpy yo mom is like humpy dumpy first she gets hump then she gets dumped"

"How do you get four old ladies to shout ""Fuck""? Get the fifth one to yell, ""Bingo!"""

"""Where's Waldo?"" books become more thrilling if you think ""Okay... Waldo's my brother and he's off his meds and will die if I don't find him."""

"Where do frogs keep their treasure ? In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow !"

"Tried to get my 7 year old cousin to play Hungry Hungry Hippos but the fences at the zoo are really high."

"I keep hearing so much talk about ISIS right now... They're really blowing up."