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Joke of the Day

"Empty My head is just like the comments section. (I'm not sure if the 'Wow, such empty' is on PCs and laptops so... yeah...)"

"Who was the stretchiest man in The Bible? Abraham. He tied his ass to a tree and walked up a mountain."

"Why couldn't people find Joseph? He was Haydn!"

"gas pump: do you want a receipt? Y/N me: *presses yes* gas pump: me: *pressing harder* YES gas pump: lol nope"

"How can you tell my parents are abusive? Beats me"

"What do you call a dog underwater? A sub woofer."

"I put a message in a bottle and threw it in the Ocean. The note said ""I have Tuberculosis and I coughed in this bottle"""

"Overheard in 2nd grade class today: ""Do your work! Santa's watching right now."" ""Yeah, my mom told me that ship has sailed for me long ago."""

"Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!"

"Why did the women cross the road? Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen?!!!"